Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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