me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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