Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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