At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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