just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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