So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
