i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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