I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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