Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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