do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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