Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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