windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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