did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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