2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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