Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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