I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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