Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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