we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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