omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize