Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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