i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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