Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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