are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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