Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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