youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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