Do vagina's smell?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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