he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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