haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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