3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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