What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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