You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
