dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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