fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So. Much. Porn.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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