I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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