your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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