i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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