i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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