Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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