Whoa Z and x make the same sound
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she pinky promised me she was 18
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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