i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
