I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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