So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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