Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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