im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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