Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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