you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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