don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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