would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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