question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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