he shaved USA in his pubs
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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