I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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