ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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