Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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