Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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