Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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